MawOfTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL- DI Keyblade]

Guh

I have never seen a movie with so much... Japan worship.

Constant use of Japanese characters, a bitmap traced keyblade from Kingdom hearts, a poor sprite edit, and more make for a terrible movie. The graphics were along the lines of what I did in my first few movies.

The animation was lackluster, the humour non-existant, and the rewatch value zero. And the Japanese fan-worship was annoying as hell.

Bad movie.

KirbyPhelpsPK responds:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Meet Pico Clock!]

Ugh

As a clock, I find this movie to be a disgrace to all clocks everywhere.

Please, don't repeat this.

p-i-c-o-c-l-o-c-k responds:

I'll repeat it, just for you.

[To Kill A Clock '05]

StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal

Not you. Get over your enormous ego and actually improve, instead of submitting 12 fps shit.

As for the flash, here's my breakdown:

Graphics: 1 - Shit. Your backgrounds were awful and the art is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Style: 0 - Not funny, not cool, not even well animated. You killed CC members. Woop-de-fucking-do.

Sound: 0 - Songs were chosen seemingly at random; They had nothing to do with the movie at all.

Violence: 2 - You did do violence, but it was awful, so you only get a 2.

Interactivity: 1 - A menu screen. That's amazing.

Humor: 0 - Not funny.

Overall: 1 - I give you a one because the one decent part of this movie occured when Banana was chopped in half. That's it.

Overall, at least try to improve. I can think of a dozen clock movies by underrated artists submitted within the last month that are way better than this. You merely get frontpage because you spam up the portal.

Oh, and the DVD thing was the gayest and most horrifying thing I have read so far in 2005. God forbid you make a DVD.

End of review.

AntiClockClock responds:

LOL! You are by far the most jealous person on the face of the earth. Congratulations numb nuts. :) Oh and by the way, if you looked at the fun facts you'd see that the FPS is 16, not that it means jack shit anyway. WOW I AM IN THE CLOCK CREW AND I CAN MAKE 30 FPS FLASHING SCREENS! I EM TEH COOLEST! You make me happy.

[ACC - Around The World]

Ugh

Awful. Posting a video of dancing on NG is not cool, funny, or original, it is just crap. Newgrounds is for flash, not videos. And by posting this you are doing a Numa Numa tribute, whether you realize it or not. And you have said many a time that you hate Numa Numa.

On a side note, I know who you are in real life.

AntiClockClock responds:

Blah blah blah numa numa this numa numa that blah blah blah. I try to act like I know what I am talking about but I am just blabbing on with what the other 2 noobs who reviewed this said. I sure am cool. Blah blah blah. Oh and you know who I am in real life? Awesome. At least I know I am not trying to be a stranger/stalker like some people. :)

[Teh CC Slumber Partay P2]

Heh, Hey

Don't know if you remember me, but it's AncientDragonClock. I finally came back after over a year of absence >_>

Anyways, I like what you did with the movie and all, especially my character, considering my .fla was so sucky.

Anyways, two thumbs up. I loved it.

Topcatyo responds:

Glad you liked it, man :)
Are you still working on Fire Clock?

[The Blammed]

Very well done

You captured the essence of the Holocaust very well. Brilliant movie making, I gave it a five.

By the way, some movies are not blammed because they suck, but because of the group it was made by. For example, I have seen several good Clock Crew movies blammed simply because some people hate clocks.

All in all, a masterpiece. Keep up the fine work

JoeandTom responds:

yeah, things will reach a point where they just get irritating after a while, they're funny but.. humor on one thing tends to fade away in most cases

Thanks for the review maw!