MawOfTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bill History Month]

Masterful

See subject.

[LL- DI Keyblade]

Guh

I have never seen a movie with so much... Japan worship.

Constant use of Japanese characters, a bitmap traced keyblade from Kingdom hearts, a poor sprite edit, and more make for a terrible movie. The graphics were along the lines of what I did in my first few movies.

The animation was lackluster, the humour non-existant, and the rewatch value zero. And the Japanese fan-worship was annoying as hell.

Bad movie.

KirbyPhelpsPK responds:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Meet Pico Clock!]

Ugh

As a clock, I find this movie to be a disgrace to all clocks everywhere.

Please, don't repeat this.

p-i-c-o-c-l-o-c-k responds:

I'll repeat it, just for you.

[Fraser's Hat]

Very nice

I rather enjoyed this movie. Unlike so many movies on Newgrounds, it is surreal without being disturbing or stupid. It manages to capture the goofy, happy surrealism you almost never see.

Your style is wonderful and your animation was smooth. You synched it with the music (And I happen to like Foster's, so bonus points there) perfectly.

Basically, you had a good concept with a great execution. Good job.

[To Kill A Clock '05]

StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal

Not you. Get over your enormous ego and actually improve, instead of submitting 12 fps shit.

As for the flash, here's my breakdown:

Graphics: 1 - Shit. Your backgrounds were awful and the art is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Style: 0 - Not funny, not cool, not even well animated. You killed CC members. Woop-de-fucking-do.

Sound: 0 - Songs were chosen seemingly at random; They had nothing to do with the movie at all.

Violence: 2 - You did do violence, but it was awful, so you only get a 2.

Interactivity: 1 - A menu screen. That's amazing.

Humor: 0 - Not funny.

Overall: 1 - I give you a one because the one decent part of this movie occured when Banana was chopped in half. That's it.

Overall, at least try to improve. I can think of a dozen clock movies by underrated artists submitted within the last month that are way better than this. You merely get frontpage because you spam up the portal.

Oh, and the DVD thing was the gayest and most horrifying thing I have read so far in 2005. God forbid you make a DVD.

End of review.

AntiClockClock responds:

LOL! You are by far the most jealous person on the face of the earth. Congratulations numb nuts. :) Oh and by the way, if you looked at the fun facts you'd see that the FPS is 16, not that it means jack shit anyway. WOW I AM IN THE CLOCK CREW AND I CAN MAKE 30 FPS FLASHING SCREENS! I EM TEH COOLEST! You make me happy.

[Second Anniversary]

Awful

This isn't flash, it's a slideshow.

You'd be better putting these in powerpoint, lazy fucker. If you are going to insult Bush, you may as well do it with good flash instead of shitty flash.

[Metal Gear Music tribute]

Pretty Good

You need some work on your graphics, that's about all. The music was chosen well, and the progression through the movie was well thought out.

7/10

[Alphin the Spooky: Ep. 2]

Great

I saw the original Alphin the Spooky on Oven Caek. I can't wait to see what you do with the rest of the series. Superb and original.

Frontpage is my verdict.