Sucks.
Hold Right: The Game.
Seriously, this isn't even a game. It's barely even a movie. You chose the worst possible sprites to use for terrain, did a shitty sprite recolor, the ending is lazy, the movement sucks, there's no game mechanics...
Why is this marked as a game? Not only that, why did it get a daily feature? It is a load of tripe that relies on the intelligence of Newgrounds to be far below average. I guess, in that respect, it succeeds.
Pure garbage.