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Bill History Month Bill History Month

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Masterful

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LL- DI Keyblade LL- DI Keyblade

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Guh

I have never seen a movie with so much... Japan worship.

Constant use of Japanese characters, a bitmap traced keyblade from Kingdom hearts, a poor sprite edit, and more make for a terrible movie. The graphics were along the lines of what I did in my first few movies.

The animation was lackluster, the humour non-existant, and the rewatch value zero. And the Japanese fan-worship was annoying as hell.

Bad movie.


KirbyPhelpsPK responds:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Meet Pico Clock! Meet Pico Clock!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Ugh

As a clock, I find this movie to be a disgrace to all clocks everywhere.

Please, don't repeat this.


p-i-c-o-c-l-o-c-k responds:

I'll repeat it, just for you.

Recent Game Reviews


Spartaman 2 Spartaman 2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Sucks.

Hold Right: The Game.

Seriously, this isn't even a game. It's barely even a movie. You chose the worst possible sprites to use for terrain, did a shitty sprite recolor, the ending is lazy, the movement sucks, there's no game mechanics...

Why is this marked as a game? Not only that, why did it get a daily feature? It is a load of tripe that relies on the intelligence of Newgrounds to be far below average. I guess, in that respect, it succeeds.

Pure garbage.


ShadowWhoWalks responds:

1. choose demographic
2. serve what they prefer
3. ????
4. profit!


Onslaught! Onslaught!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Deserves Frontpage

'Nuff said.



Mine Maze Mine Maze

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow

If this game had sound, no doubt it would be frontpage material.

Good job.